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Month: October 2016

So I choked on a piece of lettuce

So I choked on a piece of lettuce

I may very well be the only person on the face of the earth who could injure their larynx  eating a salad. Not even kidding. The doctor actually wrote down “injured larynx/vocal cords due to choking on lettuce” in my chart.  I had to go to the doctor because I sounded like a robot.  I could not make it better either.  I tried being quiet for several days … barely spoke at all which is HARDER than it sounds (get…

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